Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
A: Lipstick.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.
A: Senator.
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine."
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine."
Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No. Reply: Good!
How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road? With the coyote, you usually see skid marks.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?
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